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Rushing revealed...
"The David Rushing Resume"
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This page is 100% political satire and is the first page on this site ever to take exception to the "everything is true" rule. But, if you will look closely (and you actually know David Rushing), you will very quickly realize that it most certainly falls into the "this would be true if David ever actually had to get a real job" category!
Yes, it's all in fun and it's also designed to give you a sample of the mentality with which we are forced to seek out reason which is an absolute impossibility when dealing with a two-year-old mentality that basically seems to think "If I can't have what I want, then no one can have it!".
Again, this is NOT an actual David Rushing resume but, were there to ever be one that was written without the aid of an educated person, this is (no doubt) what one would look like shortly after preparation. Please forgive the fact that we have not yet formatted the example IN ALL CAPS (as David seems to not know the purpose of the "shift key"). I promise to have this error corrected at the earliest possible time.
In the meantime, enjoy the David Rushing Resuhmay" and be thinking how you would regard a person who could possibly submit such a document for serious consideration and then realize that we have personally seen just such "literary skill" from Mr. Rushing on many numerous occasions:
WHY YOU SHULD HIRE ME:
I HAVE LURNT WERD PERFICT 6.0, COMPUTOR AND SPREADSHEAT PROGROMS.
WHOLLY RESPONSABLE FOR TOW (2) FAILED FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AT ONE I SPECIALIZED IN MAKING HI-DOLLER LONES TO PEOPLE WHO DID NOT OWN THE COLLATERALL
FAILED NUMEROUS EXAMS WITH RELATIVELY HI GRADES
IT IS BEST FOR EMPLOYERS THAT I NOT WERK WITH PEOPLE
LETS MEETS SO YOU CAN OOH AND AAH OVER MY EXPERIENCE AND SLICK PERSONALTY
YOU WILL WONT ME TO BE YUR HEAD HONCHO IN NO TIME
II AM A PERFECSHUNIST AND RARELY IF EVER FERGIT DETAILS
I WAS WERKING FOR MY MOM UNTIL SHE DICIDED TO MOVE AND DID NOT TELL ME WHERE
I HAVE A EXSELLENT TRACK RECORD ALTHOUGH I AM NOT A HORSE
I HAVE BECOME COMPLETELY PARANOID, TRUSTING COMPLETELY NO ONE AND ABSOLETLEY NUTHING
MY GOLE IS TO BE A METEOROLOGIST BUT SINCE I POSESS NO TRANING IN METEOROLOGY I SUPPOSE I SHOULD TRY MY HAND AT CIVIC FINANCES AND EKONOMIC DEVLOPMENT
PERSONAL INTRESTS: DONATING BLOOD SO FAR I'VE DONATED 14 GALLONS
INSTRUMENTAL IN RUINING ENTIRE OPERATION OF A LOCAL STORE
NOTE: PLEASE DON'T MISCONSTRUE MY 14 PREVIOUSLY FAILED JOBS AS JOB-HOPPING AS I HAVE NEVER QUIT A JOB
MARITAL STATUS: ONE WALRUS CHILDREN: SOME
REASON FOR LEAVING PAST JOB: DADDY HAD TO PAY OFF MONEY THAT VANISHED AND THEY INSISTED I BE AT WERK BY 8:45 EVERY DAY AND I COULDN'T WERK UNDER THOSE CUNDISHUNS
THE COMPANY MADE ME A SCAPEGOAT JUST LIKE MY PREVIOUS EMPLOYERS
FININISHED AIGHTH IN MY CLASS OF TEM
FININISHED THRID GRADE BY THE AGE OF 17
I HAVE A DEEP KNOWLEDGE OF LIFE DUE TO MY EXPERIMENTS WITH MIND ALTERING DRUGS
REFERINCES: NUN. I"VE LEFT A PATH OF
DESTRUCKSHUN BEHIND ME
MY THOTS ON ON THE WORLD:
If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.
Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out.
Communist China is technologically underdeveloped because they have no alphabet and therefore cannot use acronyms to communicate ideas at a faster rate.
The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Boston Person (Bostonian) "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."
HERE IS MY LOGIC ON JUSTICE:
Q: You say you're innocent, yet five
people swore they saw you steal a watch.
A: Your Honor, I can produce 500 paid people who didn't see me
steal it.
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Contact Us: MonsterFM.com / 92.9-FM "I have never seen anyone so brazenly criminal as David Rushing. He is a liar and he is a thief. - John Mann The Continued Existence Of The Website Is: "Made Necessary By The Shamrock City Council And Local Citizens Who Continue To Support, Aid And Abet The Crime-Ring!" Shamrock TX, Shamrock Texas, Shamrock Crime, Shamrock Chamber of Commerce, Shamrock EDC, Shamrock EDC director David Rushing, District Attorney Lynn Switzer, Rick Roach, Rick Walden, Jerry Bob Jernigan, Jim Bob Jernigan, Jill Jernigan, Jill Campbell, Sonny Hilburn, Judy Campbell, National Bank of Commerce based in Waupaca Wisconsin, Toby Brooks, County Star-News the mere names "Shamrock, Texas", "Wheeler County, Texas" and "State of Texas" are now words and names that are now fully synonymous with crime, liar, cheat, thief, scum and filth in the eyes of the world. These are the people who put the "Sham" in "Shamrock" and are paid by YOU to do it... Feel PROUD, Texas!!! David Rushing and the folks listed above are making a name for your state!!!
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